Wednesday, January 27, 2010

2009: Timeline

2009 Timeline: January - December
January 1, 2009, Virgin Galactic and the U.S. state of New Mexico signa US$150-250 million agreement to launch sub-orbital commercial space flights at Spaceport America, near Las Cruces and Truth or Consequences.
January 7, 2009, The United States Congressional Budget Office estimates that the federal government will run a record $1.2 trillion budget deficit in fiscal year 2009, that the current recession will last well into this year, and that the enactment of an economic-stimulus plan would increase that deficit.
January 7, 2009, Mysterious Roar Heard from space.
January 8, 2009, The United States Congress certifies the results of the 2008 presidential election, confirming Barack Obama as President-elect.
January 8, 2009, The BCS National Championship Game Florida Gators defeat the Oklahoma Sooners at the Orange Bowl in Miami.



January 8, 2009, -The Bank of England cuts interest rates to 1.5 percent, its lowest level in its 315-year history.
January 9, 2009, MV Sirius Star tanker is returned for 3 million in ransom.
January 13, 2009, German Chancellor Angela Merkel announces a €50-billion economic stimulus package.
January 13, 2009, The United States' trade deficit shrank by 28.7 percent in November 2008 to its lowest level in five years.
January 13, 2009, Citigroup announces a merger deal with Morgan Stanley.
January 14, 2009, Steve Jobs takes a six-month medical leave of absence as CEO of Apple Inc.
January 14, 2009, U.S. retail sales plunged a seasonally adjusted 2.7 percent in December 2008 from November, the Commerce Department estimates.
January 14, 2009, In an audio message, Osama bin Laden urges Muslims to launch a holy war on Israel.
January 15, 2009, President George W. Bush bids farewell to the United States in a 15-minute televised address, during which he touted his record and warned his successor, Barack Obama, to maintain an aggressive stance against terrorism.
January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (US Bird/Eagle/Phoenix) was a commercial passenger flight that ditched in the Hudson (North) River with all 155 on board surviving.
January 15, 2009, NASA announces that methane in Mars' atmosphere "could be produced either by geological activity or by life."
January 15, 2009, Jobless claims in the United States rise 54,000 to 524,000, the first increase in three weeks.
January 16, 2009, Computer worm Conficker infects more than eight million Microsoft Windows-based personal computers.
January 18, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 was removed from the Hudson.
January 18, 2009, We are one Inaugural concert for Barak Obama.






January 18, 2009, At 2:00 am Israel Standard Time (UTC+2),Cease Fire is called between Israel and Hamas. However, Israeli Defense Forces will remain in the Gaza Strip
until further notice.
January 18, 2009, The Republic of China (Taiwan) distributes shopping vouchers to all its 22.7 million citizens as part of a US$2.53-billion plan to stimulate the economy.
January 19, 2009, The Palestinian National Authority's Central Bureau of Statistics
reports that 1,300 Palestinians were killed; 5,400 were injured; and US$1.9 billion in
damage was caused during the 22-day conflict with Israel in the Gaza Strip.
January 19, 2009, Her Majesty's Government confirms a £300-billion bailout package for the United Kingdom's banking industry.
January 19, 2009, Banking shares in the United Kingdom plummet as the Royal Bank of Scotland posts the biggest loss in British history.
January 20, 2009, Inauguration of Barak Obama as the 44th President of the United States, at 12:00 noon EST.



January 20, 2009, Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy suffers a seizure and collapses during a private inauguration lunch.
January 20, 2009,The United Kingdom's consumer price inflation falls from 4.1% in November 2008 to 3.1% in December 2008.
January 21, 2009, Series Premiere of Lie to Me.









January 22, 2009, Barak Obama retakes Presidental Oath.



Picture is of Benjamin Latrobe: America's first Freemason Architect

January 22, 2009, General Motors receives a second loan installment of US$5.4 billion.
January 23, 2009, The number of unique Internet users reached one billion in December 2008.
January 23, 2009, Japan launches the world's first greenhouse-gas-monitoring satellite, Ibuki, from the Tanegashima Space Center.
January 23, 2009, Two children and one adult are stabbed to death in a Joker
mimic attack on a crèche in Belgium.
January 23, 2009, The United Kingdom enters a recession.
January 26, 2009, Annular solar eclipse.
January 26, 2009, The Icelandic government and banking system collapse; Prime Minister Geir Haarde immediately resigns.
January 26, 2009, United States pharmaceutical company Pfizer announces it will buy rival Wyeth in a US$68-billion deal.
January 26, 2009, Soon wemay get the first ever glimpse of the dark side of the sun.(Wired)



January 26, 2009, A set of human octuplets are born alive for the second time in the United States.
January 27, 2009, United Kingdom Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Peter Mandelson unveils a £2.3-billion bailout for the British motor industry.
January 27, 2009, Iran will have enough enriched uranium to make a single nuclear weapon
later this year, the International Institute for Strategic Studies predicts.
January 27, 2009, Release of Bruce Springsteen's Working on a Dream.
January 28, 2009, The United States House of Representatives passes the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.
January 28, 2009, The World Economic Forum begins its annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland.
January 28, 2009,The IMF issues its worst outlook for the world economy in 60 years.
January 28, 2009, The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board prepares its final
report on the 2007 collision between two news helicopters in Phoenix, Arizona.
January 29, 2009, Barak Obama picks Steelers too win Superbowl.



January 29, 2009, Bronze fiber glass Shoe statue in Iraq is dedicated too Bush Shoe thrower.



January 30, 2009, Shoe Statue is Removed.
January 30, 2009, Michael Steele is elected RNC Chairman. So we have the Craftsman and metal now as party chairman.



January 31, 2009, George Obama (Barak'sbrother) is arrested for cannabis possession.
January 31, 2009, Golden Boy (Prometheus) Michael Phelps is published smoking cannabis from a bong.



February 1, 2009, Pittsburgh Steelers win record 6th Championship in Tampa Bay defeating the Arizona Cardinals.


X marks the Spot

February 1, 2009, Tampa Bay Deep Sea Explorers Odyssey find renowned British warship the HMS Victory.

The wreckage of the HMS Victory, found below about 330 feet of water, may carry an even bigger jackpot. Research indicates the ship was carrying 4 tons of gold coins when it sank in storm, said Greg Stemm, co-founder of Odyssey Marine

Exploration, ahead of a Monday news conference in London.




February 2, 2009, A human rights protester throws a shoe at Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University.
February 2, 2009, The Australian government announces a $42-billion stimulus package to revive the economy and The Reserve Bank reduces interest rates by 100 basis points to 3.25%.
February 3, 2009, California's government goes broke and issues IOUs on all expenditures not required by law.
February 3, 2009, Australia The Reserve Bank reduces interest rates by 100 basis points to 3.25%.
February 3, 2009, Iran announces the launch of its first domestically constructed satellite, Omid.
February 4, 2009, The United States Treasury moves to broaden its debt ranging options to raise the trillions of dollars needed to cope with the current recession.
February 4, 2009, Unemployment in Ireland sees the highest monthly increase in 40 years, with the equivalent of 1,500 people being laid off daily.
February 4,2009,Fossils from Colombia reveal Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the largest snakeever discovered.
February 4, 2009, CHICAGO – A fire burned for more than two hours Wednesday at Holy Name Cathedral, severely damaging the attic and leaving gaping holes in the roof of the 134-year-old landmark that is the seat of Cardinal Francis George. This was the first built after the Great Fire of 1871 which gave Chicago the phoenix resonance.
February 4, 2009,USA Swimming suspends Michael Phelps from competition for three
months following publication of a photograph of him inhaling from a marijuana pipe.
February 4, 2009,German public television station ZDF reports that Nazi fugitive Aribert Heim died in 1992.
bruary 5, 2009, The Bank of England reduces the base rate of interest to a new historic low of 1%.
February 5, 2009,The number of Americans applying for first-time unemployment payments reaches its highest level since October 1982.
February 6, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama creates the President's Economic Recovery Advisory Board.
February 6, 2009, The U.S. economy lost 598,000 jobs during January 2009, with unemployment rising to 7.6 percent.
February 6, 2009,Canada's economy lost 129,000 jobs during January 2009, an all-time record, with unemployment rising to 7.2 percent.
February 6, 2009, Bankruptcies in the United Kingdom rose during 2008 by 50 percent to an all-time high.
February 6, 2009, California's Alliance Bank and Georgia's FirstBank are closed, raising the number of 2009 U.S. bank failures to eight.
February 6, 2009,The United States Food and Drug Administration approves ATryn, the first drug made using genetically engineered animals.
February 9, 2009, France's government announces a €6.5-billion bailout for the automotive industry.
February 9, 2009, Bushfires in Victoria, Australia, have now killed at least 130 people and destroyed at least 750 homes.
February 9, 2009, The suspected find of Zeus (Barak) the god of thunder and lightning birthplace.



February 9, 2009, Handler Clifford W. Steele and his Scottish deerhound, Tiger Woods, run in the ring during the Hound Group, which he won, during the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York, on Monday.



February 9, 2009, Major League Baseball player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod/Obelisk/Sun) admits using performance-enhancing drugs between 2001 and 2003.

February 10, 2009, Australian police combed through a blackened landscape searching for clues in the hunt for possible arsonists on Tuesday as the death toll from the nation’s worst bushfires looked likely to top 200. Victoria's Police Commissioner Nixon launched the nation’s biggest arson investigation, "Operation Phoenix", vowing to catch anyone who started a blaze.
February 9, 2009, A fire destroys the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Beijing, China.



February 10, 2009, The United States Senate approves the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.
February 10, 2009, Mexico will nationally register all its mobile phone users and catalog their fingerprints.
February 10, 2009, Stump, a Sussex Spaniel, sits with its handler Scott Sommer after winning the best In show award at the 2009 Westminster Dog Show on Tuesday in New York.



February 10, 2009, Release of Important things with Demetri Martin.


Lightning/Barak

February 11, 2009, The budget deficit reached US$84 billion in January 2009, due to the financial

crisis.
February 11, 2009, Iridium Satellite LLC's Iridium 33 and Russia's Kosmos-2251 collide in low-Earth orbit.
February 11, 2009, The number of worldwide connections to cellular networks reaches four billion.
February 12, 2009, 200th Anniversary of Darwin.
February 12, 2009, Ford's Theater in Washington, D.C. reopens for the bicentennial of assasinated U.S. President Abraham Lincoln's 200th birth.



February 12, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI condemns any denial of the Holocaust as "intolerable and altogether unacceptable".
February 12, 2009, Continental Airlines Flight 3407 crashes into the town of Clarence Center, New York near Buffalo, killing 49 people.



February 13, 2009, Release of the International.



February 13, 2009, The Peanut Corporation of America files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy and liquidation.
February 13, 2009, Germany's economy shrank by 2.1 percent in the fourth fiscal quarter of 2008.
February 13, 2009, Blackwater changes its name – to Xe.



February 13, 2009, The Unix time number reaches 1234567890 seconds at 23:31:30 UTC.
February 13, 2009, The completion of the first draft of the Neanderthal genome is announced.
February 13, 2009, Australia's Senate approves a $42-billion economic stimulus package.
February 13, 2009, The German economy shrinks by 2.1 per cent in the fourth quarter of 2008 as the recession worsens.
February 14, 2009, Japan's National Astronomical Observatory completes the first topographic map of the Moon.
February 14, 2009, Nate Robinson aka Krypto-Nate defeats Dwight Howard aka Superman in the 2009 All-Star Dunk competition in Phoenix Arizona at the US Airways Center .




All in promotion of his new Green SHOE Kyptonite.

Alchemy Transmutation-

-John McCain from Phoenix is defeated by Barak Obama turning into the Black sun.
-Arizona Cardinals from Phoenix are defeated by the Pittsburgh Steelers transmuting black gold.
-Superman Dwight Howard in Phoenix is Defeated by Kyrptonite Nate Robinson killing Superman/Sun god.

February 15, 2009, The 2009 NBA All-Star Game will be held at the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona. Shaq(Superman-Ressurrected) and Kobe Bryant win Co-MVP.



February 15, 2009,Texans report fireball in sky, sonic booms, determined a Meteor and not from the Satellite Collision.
February 16, 2009, BitTorrent tracker The Pirate Bay's trial begins in Stockholm, Sweden.
February 17, 2009, The United States Securities and Exchange Commission charges Stanford Financial Group Chairman Allen Stanford with fraud.
February 17, 2009, Legal charges against The Pirate Bay are amended.
February 17, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama will sign the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 in Denver, Colorado.
February 17, 2009, General Motors advises the United States Government that it will need an additional $12 billion in loans to stave up bankruptcy.
February 17, 2009, Chrysler requests an additional $22 billion in loans from the US Government.
February 17, 2009, California will lay off 20,000 government workers, due to the State Legislature's failure to pass a budget.
February 17, 2009, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrives in Japan to deliberate the global economic crisis and international security.
February 17, 2009, The NASA's Dawn spacecraft will flyby Mars for data and gravitational assist en route to Vesta and Ceres.
February 17, 2009, Obama OKs 17K more troops for Afghanistan.
February 17, 2009, Release of Grand Theft Auto 4 Expansion: The Lost and Damned.


Phoenix

February 18, 2009, Barak Obama receives Shaq's All-star Game SHOE (BigFoot/Evolution) while in Phoenix.



February 18, 2009,Geronimo's kin sue Skull and Bones.
February 18, 2009, Iran announces it has built an unmanned aerial vehicle capable of traveling 620 miles(Israel)
February 18, 2009, Lawyers representing the entertainment industry defend their compensation claims of US$13 million against The Pirate Bay.
February 18, 2009, The National Aeronautics and Space Administration and European Space Agency will continue with their Europa Jupiter System Mission and Titan Saturn System Missions.
February 19, 2009, California's State Legislature approves a US$143-billion budget and fills a $41-billion deficit with a combination of loans, spending and service reductions, and taxincreases.
February 19, 2009, The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation locates Stanford Financial Group Chairman Allen Stanford in Virginia and serves him with a fraud complaint on behalf of the Securities and Exchang Commission.
February 19, 2009, China claims it has artificially produced snowfall by cloud seeding to ease drought.
February 20, 2009, Gold futures reclaim the US$1,000-an- ounce mark.
February 20, 2009, New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo subpoenas Bank of America Chairman and CEO Kenneth Lewis for misleading investors during the purchase of Merrill Lynch.
February 20, 2009, Saab Automobile files for bankruptcy protection.
February 22, 2009, Australia holds a national day of mourning for the 209 confirmed victims of recent bushfires in Victoria.
February 22, 2009, James Franco Compares Lincoln Osiris too Barak Obama.

Barak - Lincoln Osiris

Oscars:



Slum"Dog" Millionaire wins best picture of the year @ the Oscars, Highlight onBabylon G8.

February 23,2009, Baghdad Museum reopens after its looting 6 years ago, which focus on Assyrian and BABYLONIAN halls (Conspiracy Babylon).



February 23, 2009, The Dow Jones Industrial Average and S&P 500 fall to their lowest levels since 1997. (Los Angeles Times)
February 23, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI selects Archbishop Timothy Dolan to succeed Cardinal Edward Egan as New York's Archdiocese. (New York Times)
February 23, 2009, India approves a £1.7- billion plan to launch its first astronauts into outer space by 2015. (Times)
February 24, 2009, United States President Barack Obama addresses a joint session of Congress. (BBC)




February 24, 2009, NASA's Orbiting Carbon Observatory lands in the Pacific Ocean near Antarctica after failing to reach Earth's orbit. (Sky News)
February 24, 2009, Ireland's Stock Exchange falls to its lowest level since 1995. (RTÉ)
February 24, 2009, U.S. President Obama and Japanese Prime Minister Taro Aso pledge
to cooperate in stimulating economic demand and combating protectionism. (BBC)
February 24, 2009, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and French President
Nicolas Sarkozy agree to cooperate in reviving nuclear power in Italy.
(BBC)
February 25, 2009, Three people set themselves on fire near Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China. (BBC)
February 25, 2009, Iran tests its first nuclear power plant at Bushehr. (Guardian)
February 25, 2009, Japan's exports plunged 45.7% in January 2009. (BBC)
February 25, 2009, The U.S. arrests 750 people in a national crackdown on Mexican drug cartels. (BBC)
February 25, 2009, An Australian study classifies a fossilized fish as one of the earliest known vertebrates to use internal fertilization. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, United States President Barack Obama will withdraw most soldiers from the Iraq War by August 2010. (CNN)
February 26, 2009, General Motors reports a US$9.6 billion loss, due to the current automotive industry crisis. (New YorkTimes)
February 26, 2009, The Marriott Hotel in Islamabad, Pakistan, catches fire, five months after it was bombed. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, Ajmal Kasab, the 2008 Mumbai attacks' lone surviving gunman, is charged with waging war against India. (Sky News)
February 26, 2009, The Royal Bank of Scotland Group reports a 2008 loss of £24.1 billion. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, The University of Reading identifies the oldest words in the English language. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, A study by the scientific journal Nature shows that HIV is evolving to resist the human immune system. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, The earliest footprint evidencing modern human foot anatomy and gait are discovered in Koobi Fora, Kenya. (BBC)



February 26, 2009, The Svalbard Global Seed Vault receives 90,000 food crop seed samples. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, The United States Defense Department allows news agencies to publicize photographs of the coffins of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. (BBC)
February 26, 2009, The Rocky Mountain News, one of Colorado's largest newspapers, publishes its last issue.
February 27, 2009, A nationwide "Chicago Tea Party" occurred across the United States, where protesters say government spending is out of control. (Fox Chicago News)
February 27, 2009, The U.S. gross domestic product fell 6.2% in the final fiscal quarter of 2008. (MarketWatch)
February 27, 2009, The U.S. federal government will increase its equity stake in Citigroup to 36%. (MarketWatch)
February 27, 2009, The animated sitcom The Simpsons becomes the longest-running U.S. primetime television series after Fox Broadcasting confirms two more seasons. (BBC)
February 28, 2009, The Holy See claims that the Roman Catholic Church's number of priests is slowly rising. (BBC)
March 1, 2009





March 1, 2009, China's first lunar probe, Chang'e 1, impacts the Moon. (Xinhua News)
March 1, 2009 (2009-03-, The United States, Israel, and Canada will boycott the Durban Review Conference. (Jewish News Weekly)
March 1, 2009, ASEAN concludes its annual summit in Hua Hin, Thailand, and calls for coordinated action against the current recession. (Reuters)
March 2, 2009 (2009-03-01), Gov. Schwarzenegger Delivers Remarks at CeBIT 2009 Opening Ceremony.



Arnold Schwarzenegger loves his Totenkopf Nazi death’s head belt buckle. The California gov was spotted wearing it at the CeBIT 2009 IT conference in Hanover, Germany, according to
Spiegel Online (article in German). CeBIT 2009 is billing Schwarzenegger as one of California’s "technology leaders" at the conference.

March 2, 2009 (2009-03-01), Consumer spending in the U.S. rose in January after six successive monthly declines. (AP via MSNBC)
March 2, 2009 (2009-03-, The Dow Jones Industrial Average falls below 7,000 for the first time since 1997. (MarketWatch)

March 3, 2009,







March 3, 2009,



Former NPD Official Claims That German Party Aims to Build 'Fourth Reich'

March 3, 2009 (2009-03-01), Vatican hosts Darwin conference. The Vatican is sponsoring a five day conference to mark the 150th anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species. Link

March 4, 2009, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez orders the nationalization of United States-based food company Cargill. (CNN)
March 4, 2009 (2009-03-, Gordon Brown becomes the United Kingdom's fifth Prime Minister to address a joint session of the U.S. Congress. (BBC)

March 5, 2009 (2009-03-01), Barak aint Jesus.



March 5, 2009, General Motors acknowledges in its annual report that its death is in "substantial doubt". (New York Times)
March 5, 2009 (2009-03-01), The Bank of England plans to create £75 billion for the United Kingdom's economy through quantitative easing. (BBC)
March 6, 2009, Release of Phoebe in Wonderland.



The girl's name Phoebe \pho(e)-be\ is pronounced FEE-bee. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "bright, radiant". Biblical: a Christian woman who aided Paul and others. Greek mythology: a reference to Phoebus Apollo, the god of light.

March 6, 2009, Clinton's Russian 'Reset' Button Reads 'Overcharge'.



March 6, 2009, In the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles Cameron places explosives near her CPU chip for future termination as she is unable to commit suicide.



March 6, 2009, Mob Talk.



March 6, 2009, 'Mafia Cops' Louis Eppolito and Steven Caracappa sentenced to life in prison.



It's finally official: The most corrupt cops in city history will spend the rest of their lives in jail.

March 6, 2009, A protestor from Plane Stupid throws custard at United Kingdom Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Peter Mandelson during a low-carbon summit in London. (BBC)
March 7, 2009, The United Kingdom's government increases its ownership stake in Lloyds Banking Group from 43% to at least 60%. (BBC)
March 7, 2009, NASA launches its Kepler spacecraft from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. (CNN)
March 8, 2009, 17 (Osiris/Phoenix) Dead Banks.


(McCain =
Phoenix)

March 8, 2009, Saturday Night Live: Rock Obama.

(Hulk/Greenman/Osiris/
Phoenix)



Last night's Saturday Night Live was hosted by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and he showed what happens when you finally cause President Obama to lose his famous cool: he undergoes a Hulk-like transformation and turns into "The Rock Obama." Egged on By Rahm Emanuel to finally get mad, "The Rock Obama" shows Republican senators why you shouldn't oppose him.

The show's opening skit took on Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and his difficulties inspiring confidence in his plan to salvage the financial system. Let's just say he's looking for ideas if you have any.

Review

Welcome thedeciever
Lincoln Osiris

March 8, 2009, A gunman kills one person and injures two others at a Baptist church in Maryville, Illinois, United States. (CNN)
March 8, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama announces that Operation Enduring Freedom's forces are "not winning" the war in Afghanistan. (BBC)
March 9, 2009 (2009-03-, U.S. President Barack Obama lifts George W. Bush's restrictions on embryonic stem cell research. (Reuters)
March 9, 2009 (2009-03-, Argentina and Chile reject the United Kingdom's claims on Antarctic territory. (Sky News)
March 9, 2009 (2009-03-01), North Korea says an interception of its upcoming "satellite" launch would "mean a war." (CNN)
March 9, 2009 (2009-03-, Japan's economy posts a record deficit of 172.8 billion yen. (Press Association)
March 10, 2009 (2009-03-, The United States Senate passes a US$410-billion omnibus spending bill. (CNN)
March 10, 2009 (2009-03-01), At least ten people are killed during a shooting spree in Geneva County, Alabama, United States. (CNN)
March 10, 2009 (2009-03-01), The Employee Free Choice Act is introduced into the U.S. Congress. (New York Times)
March 11, 2009 (2009-03-01), China's exports contract 25.7%, the worst decline since 1993. (Xinhua)
March 11, 2009 (2009-03-01), The Liberal Democrats claim that more than 1,000 police officers in the United Kingdom have criminal records. (BBC)
March 11, 2009 (2009-03-01), Former IraqiIntelligence Service Director Ali Hassan al-Majid and former Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz are sentenced to 15 years in jail for crimes against humanity. (Sky News)
March 11, 2009 (2009-03-01), President Nicolas Sarkozy announces that France will rejoin NATO's military command. (Reuters)
March 12, 2009 (2009-03-01), 30 Rock S3 Ep14: The Funcooker.

Jack desperately tries to find a name for a pocket-sized microwave oven that is not offensive in any language. With Liz gone, Jack assigns the writing staff to this task. Kenneth suggests "The Funcooker" which Jack decides is the perfect name. While her staff works on the oven, Liz is on a court case about a woman whose work life and frustrations parallels her own (the both have employees named Tracy and Jenna). The woman's solution is to torch their mailboxes and "rise from the ashes like a
phoenix."

Fed up with the chaos, Liz ponders over a box of matches and think of the woman in court.
She accidentally does start a small fire which is quickly put out but scares everyone out of their bad behavior.





March 12, 2009 (2009-03-01), China's retail sales have increased 15.2% in 2009. (Xinhua News)
March 12, 2009 (2009-03-01), Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi is sentenced to three years in prison for throwing shoes at then-United States President George W. Bush. (AP)
March 12, 2009 (2009-03-01), American businessman Bernard Madoff pleads guilty to 11 charges surrounding his US$65-billion Ponzi scheme. (BBC)
March 12, 2009 (2009-03-, Astronauts aboard the International Space Station briefly
evacuate to a Russian escape pod as space debris passes. (Sky News)

March 13, 2009,
Release of Race to "Witch" Mountain.



March 13, 2009 (2009-03-01), Prince Will speaks about mother for first time.


March, 14, 2009, New York — A rare copy of the first comic book featuring Superman has sold for $317,200 in an Internet auction. The previous owner had bought it for less than a buck.



March 14, 2009 (2009-03-01), The G20 meets in Horsham, West Sussex, England, to discuss the global financial crisis. (BBC)
March 15, 2009, The Ides of March (Latin: Idu Martias) is the name of the date 15 March in the Roman calendar. The term ides was used for the 15th day of the months of March, May, July, and October.In Roman times, the Ides of March was a festive day dedicated to the god Mars and a military parade was usually held.



In modern times, the term Ides of March is best known as the date that Julius Caesar was
assassinated, in 44 BC, the story of which was famously dramatized in William Shakespeare's play Julius Caesar.

March 15, 2009, Premiere of Kings. Kings is a television drama series airing on NBC and Citytv, based on the Biblical story of King David but set in a world resembling the present-day United States.





March 15, 2009, Space Shuttle Discovery lifts-off on trip to ISiS.



Update: Orang Dark Knight: Discovery's Surprise: Did Bat Hitch a Ride to Space



March 15, 2009, Family Guy 7x9: The Juice is Loose.



Itchy feet

O.J Simpson born July 9,
1947 (1947-07-09) (age 61) acquired the nickname "Juice" as a play on "O. J.", an informal abbreviation for "Orange Juice". "Juice" is also a colloquial synonym for electricity or electrical power, and hence a metaphor for any powerful entity. Obama = Born in 1961 age 47/ Juice = Shazam.

March 15, 2009, Simpson's: Gone Maggie Gone





Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in bynuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hiddenjewel in Springfield.





Seek God through heart and soul

With help from resident history buffs Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy, Lisa sets off to find the coveted prize. But Springfield's Freemasons are also hot on the trail of the jewel, and Lisa must race against them to find the jewel and rescue Maggie.








March 16, 2009, Josef Fritzl of Austria pleads guilty to charges of rape, incest, sequestration, and grievous bodily harm. (AP via The Melbourne Age)
March 17, 2009, The New Jersey Devils' Martin Brodeur passes Patrick Roy to becomes the National Hockey League's winningest goaltender. (ESPN)
March 17, 2009, Saint Patrick's Day.



WASHINGTON — The White House is going green for St. Patrick's Day.

March 17, 2009, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer publishes its final print edition and becomes an online newspaper. (Seattle PI)
March 17, 2009, The European Space Agency's Gravity Field and Steady-State Ocean Circulation Explorer launches from the Plesetsk Cosmodrome in Arkhangelsk Oblast, Russia. (AP)
March 17, 2009, Nokia will cut 1,700 jobs. (Forbes)
March 18, 2009, The Office for National Statistics reports that 2.04 million people in the United Kingdom are unemployed. (Sky News)
March 18, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI denounces the use of condoms to prevent HIV/AIDS during a tour of Africa. (RTÉ)
March 18, 2009, Federal Reserve System Chairman Ben Bernanke caps United States Treasury Department yields. (Bloomberg)
March 19, 2009, A 7.9-magnitude earthquake occurs and the Hunga Tonga submarine volcano erupts in the Pacific Ocean near Tongatapu, Tonga. (MSNBC)
March 18, 2009, Itchy Feet:

Baraktology.



If you’re looking for guidance in your NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament pool, you now have a new source to turn to for guidance: President Obama. ESPN has posted the bracket filled out by Mr. Obama, who predicts that the North Carolina Tar Heels will win the tournament.

March 19, 2009, The United States House of Representatives votes to levy a 90% tax on executive compensation from companies aided by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. (New York Times)
March 19, 2009, Josef Fritzl of Austria is sentenced to life imprisonment on all charges. (CNN)
March 19, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI leads a Roman Catholic Mass in Yaoundé, Cameroon. (BBC)

March 20, 2009, Release of Knowing.



In 1959, a competition is held amongst the students of a new elementary school to celebrate its opening. The winning plan, from student Lucinda Embry, is to bury a time capsule containing
the students' drawings of the future to be opened 50 years later in 2009.



She is prevented from finishing her image, which is actually a series of seemingly random numbers, and goes
missing during the ceremony. Her teacher later finds her in a gym closet, frantically
scratching the remaining numbers into the wood of the door with her hands and begs them to "stop whispering".















March 20, 2009, Southpark S13 Ep2: The Coon

"The Coon" is primarily a parody of the recent trend of dark-toned comic book movies. The
Dark Knight (2008), The Spirit (2008) and Watchmen (2009) are the most commonly referred to films, but others such as Spider-Man 3 (2007) are also frequently referenced.Throughout the
episode, Eric Cartman demonstrates a lust for fame and narcissistic pathology concealed behind a false desire to help society, which journalists suggested is a commentary on modern society.








March 20, 2009, The Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory discovers Y(4140), a new subatomic particle. (National Geographic)
March 21, 2009, (2009-03-21) Two people are killed and eight injured during a stampede to see Pope Benedict XVI in Luanda, Angola. (RTÉ)
March 21, 2009, (2009-03- One hundred thousand people protest against the Sicilian Mafia and Camorra in Naples, Italy. (BBC)
March 22, 2009, Alaska's Mount Redoubt volcano erupts. (CNN)
March 23, 2009, The United States Treasury Department announces that it will purchase high-yield debts from banks. (Reuters)
March 23, 2009, FedEx Express Flight 80 crashes at Narita International Airport in Tokyo, Japan, killing both pilots. (CNN)
March 24, 2009, The Lady Mary, a fishing vessel, sinks off the coast of Cape May.
March 24, 2009, Japan defeats South Korea to win the World Baseball Classic. (ESPN)
March 24, 2009, The United Kingdom's Retail Prices Index reaches zero percent for the first time since 1960. (BBC)
March 24, 2009, China's government blocks access to the YouTube video-sharing website. (New York Times)
March 24, 2009, The United States' federal government announces a plan to increase security along its border with Mexico. (Reuters)
March 25, 2009, In phoned conversation to the Space Shuttle, President Barack Obama asked the astronauts if they "still drink Tang up there."



March 26, 2009, 30 Rock Ep 3 x 16 Apollo, Apollo. "Computer, when do I get my tang? Also I'm thirsty. Word play!" - Tracy Jordan





March 26, 2009, International Space Station Expedition 19 launches aboard the Soyuz TMA-14 from Kazakhstan's Baikonur Cosmodrome.



March 26, 2009, United States President Barack Obama announces a new military strategy for the War in North-West Pakistan and the War inAfghanistan. (CNN)
March 27, 2009, Terminator: The Sarah Chronicles Ep. 2 x 20 To the lighthouse.

Fearing for her life, Sarah stashes John in a safe house with the only person she believes she can rely on, Charley Dixon. Cameron and Derek struggle to work together after she reveals a big secret, and Weaver's entire effort is at risk when John Henry is compromised – but by whom?


Scarab Beetle/Phoenix(Palm) Tree/Lucifer Tower

John Henry and Savannah decides to play duckies with Bionicle (Retrieving the Mask of Life), when suddenly, his screen turns orange and his body begins to malfunction. He grabs Savannah's arm, squeezing it, before he is shut down.









March 27, 2009, Release of Monsters Vs Aliens.



The monsters are forbidden to have any contact with the outside world; while the other monsters have been living contentedly with this lifestyle for the past 50 years, Susan feels incredibly isolated and wishes to return to her old life.





An alien named Gallaxhar (Rainn Wilson) detects the quantonium radiation emanating from Earth and deploys a gigantic robotic probe to find it and extract it from its source, Susan. After a botched attempt by the President of the United States (Stephen Colbert) to make first contact with the robot, it begins destroying everything in sight, resisting all conventional military force used against it.






March 27, 2009, A radioactive lead ball containing Caesium-137 is missing from a deconstructed factory in Tongchaun, Shaanxi, China. (RTÉ)
March 27, 2009, Russia will establish a military force to protect its territorial claims in the Arctic. (BBC)
March 27, 2009, The Lancet accuses Pope Benedict XVI of "distorting...science" in his argument against the use of condoms. (BBC)
March 27, 2009, The United Kingdom's economy contracted by 1.6% in the fourth quarter of 2008. (Sky News)
March 28, 2009, Space Shuttle Discovery lands at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida, United States.



March 28, 2009, Vast Spy systems loots computers in 103 countries.



TORONTO — A vast electronic spying operation has infiltrated computers and has stolen documents from hundreds of government and private offices around the world, including those of the Dalai Lama, Canadian researchers have concluded.

Link

March 28, 2009, Millions of people worldwide recognize Earth Hour by deactivating unnecessary lighting. (RTÉ)
March 28, 2009, Demonstrators in London, England, demand that the G20 combat poverty, climate change, and unemployment.
(BBC)
March 28, 2009, The Red River rises above 40 feet, causing emergency evacuations in Fargo, North Dakota, United States. (BBC)
March 28, 2009, Spain's Central Court of Instruction will investigate whether former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and five other American officials violated international law by justifying torture. (New York Times)
March 29, 2009, General Motors Chairman/CEO Rick Wagoner resigns. (CNN)



March 29, 2009, Jenson Button of Brawn GP wins Formula One's 2009 Australian Grand Prix. (The Times)
March 29, 2009, A gunman kills at least eight people and injures three others at a nursing home in Carthage, North Carolina, United States. (CNN)
April 1, 2009, Five thousand people protest in London as the G-20 begins its summit. (BBC)

RISING SUN/MONARCH




April 1, 2009, Series Finale of Life on Mars. Sam Tyler receives a phone call that presents him with three tasks he must perform so he can return to his life in the future, he must weigh his alternatives and decide whether to stay in 1973 or go home.

At the end of the series it is revealed that Tyler's 2008 & 1973 realities were both fictitious, created by the futuristic computer - named Windy - aboard a space ship that is carrying Tyler, Hunt, Norris, Carling and Skelton on the first ever manned mission to the planet Mars.





Tyler's actual reality is the year 2035, and the crew he worked with in the past are just virtual reality versions of his fellow spaceship crewmembers. The reason why he had traveled back to 1973 was due to a temporary malfunction on board the ship: to sustain their lives, all of the crew were routinely kept active while asleep using virtual reality "neural stimulation" programs of their own choosing, but a meteor storm caused a momentary glitch in the program (Sam had chosen his 2008 identity as part of his VR program, but the program accidentally kicked him back to 1973). Frank Morgan is the Mission Control flight director, Annie Norris is the Colonel in charge of the mission, and Gene Hunt - "Major Tom" - is also revealed to be Sam's father.



In a final wink to its fans, the writers describe the mission as one of science; looking for evidence of life on mars a "gene hunt" aka "Bigfoot".



April 1, 2009, The United States and Russia begin Strategic Arms Limitation Talks. (The Australian)
April 1, 2009, At least eight people are killed when a Eurocopter AS332 ditches into the North Sea. (AFP via Google News)



April 1, 2009, Israeli Foreign Affairs Minister Avigdor Lieberman says that the Annapolis Conference "has no validity. (BBC)



April 1, 2009, Barak meets with the Queen.



April 1, 2009, Albania and Croatia join the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. (AFP via Google News)
April 1, 2009, The United States' World War II steamship City of Rayville is located near Australia. (The Age)
April 1, 2009, A Computer virus called Conficker was spread throught millions of computers, getting onto their computers and destroying files, and sharing information.
April 2, 2009, The Group of 20 announces a US$1-trillion agreement to combat the current financial crisis. (BBC)



April 2, 2009, The U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation is probing an Internet leak of the upcoming film X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (BBC)

April 3, 2009, Release of the Fast and Furious 4.



Fast & Furious is the fourth film in The Fast and the Furious film series. It is an interquel set between the second and third films. The plot connects with the original film of the series from which Vin Diesel (XXX/Babylon AD/Hannibal(Baraq/Lightning), Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jordana Brewster reprise their roles.



Laz Alonso as Fenix "Rise" Caulderon in Fast and the Furious 4

The hammer and sickle is a part of communist symbolism and its usage indicates an
association with Communism, a Communist Party, or a Communist state. It features a hammer
superimposed on a sickle, or vice versa. The two tools are symbols of the industrial
proletariat and the peasantry; placing them together symbolises the unity between
industrial and agricultural workers. This emblem was made during the Bolshevik Revolution.



It is best known from having been incorporated into the red flag of the Soviet Union, along
with the Red Star. It has also been used in other flags and emblems.

Austria



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April 3, 2009, Release of Adventure Land.



April 3, 2009, Orange Action Hero.




April 3, 2009, French police detain 300 people after protests in Strasbourg, where British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and U.S. President Barack Obama are attending a NATO summit.

April 3, 2009, The United States economy lost 663,000 jobs in March, raising the unemployment rate to 8.5%. (New York Times)
April 3, 2009, Fourteen people die and 26 are injured during a shooting at the American Civic Association in Binghamton, NewYork. (CNN)
April 4, 2009, Anniversary of the Death of Martin Luther King.



April 4, 2009, Three police officers are killed in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. (CNN)


Eagle/Phoenix

April 5, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama announces his plan for worldwide nuclear disarmament. (AFP via Google News)
April 6, 2009, At least 207 people are killed and 1,500 injured during a 6.3-magnitude earthquake near L'Aquila (The Eagle/Phoenix), Italy. (CNN)




April 6, 2009, Mysterious Blue Foot reaches for Orange Cloud in photograph from Space.



April 6, 2009, North Carolina Tarheels win the NCAA March Madness Tournament.







Chapel Hill is a town in Orange County, North Carolina, United States and the home of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (UNC), the oldest state-supported university in the U.S. The population was 48,715 at the 2000 census; its population was listed at 54,492 in the Census Bureau's 2007 estimates. The county was formed in 1752 from parts of Bladen County, Granville County, and Johnston County. It was named for the infant William V of Orange, whose mother Anne, daughter of King George II of GreatBritain, was then regent of the Dutch Republic.




The Orange Institution, more commonly known as the Orange Order or the Orange Lodge, is a Protestant fraternal organization based predominantly in Northern Ireland and Scotland with lodges throughoutthe Commonwealth and the United States. It was founded in Loughgall, County Armagh, Ireland in 1795; its name is a tribute to Dutch-born Protestant king of Britain, William III of England (William II of Scotland), of the House of Orange-Nassau. William had defeated the Catholic army of James II at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690. Observers have accused the Orange Institution of being a sectarian organization, due to its goals and its exclusion of Roman Catholics as members.Some denominations of Protestants, however, are also ineligible for membership. Link


Note: Masonry Compass & Square/Skull & Bones/Bee Hiveetc.

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April 9, 2009, The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency allegedly decommissions its black sites worldwide. (BBC)
April 9, 2009, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Pitcher Nick Adenhart Killed in Car Accident Early Thursday Morning.



April 10, 2009, Season Finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Born to Run (Springsteen/Obama).




April 10, 2009, Release of Observe and Report.


Eagle/Phoenix

April 10, 2009, Release of Dragonball "Evolution".



April 10, 2009, The Fourth East Asia Summit begins in Pattaya, Thailand. (Xinhua)
April 10, 2009, Japan announces a US$150-billion economic stimulus package. (BBC)
April 11, 2009 (2009-04-11), Anti- government protests cancel the Fourth East Asia Summit in Pattaya, Thailand. (BBC)
April 12, 2009, Easter.
April 12, 2009, Ángel Cabrera wins the PGA Tour's 2009 Masters Tournament in Augusta, Georgia, United States. (Yahoo)
April 13, 2009, The U.S. federal government will rescind travel and gift restrictions to Cuba. (Miami Herald)
April 13, 2009, The United Nations Security Council condemns North Korea's launch of Kwangmyŏngsŏng-2. (Sky News)
April 14, 2009, North Korea will depart the six-party talks and resume its nuclear program. (BBC)
April 14, 2009, The Camel Reproduction Center in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, announces the birth of Injaz, the first cloned camel. (Telegraph)
April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15), Obamas introduce BO (Barak Obama/08/Sirius) the Portuguese Water Dog. (WashPost)



April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15),China launches a second satellite as part of its Compassglobal navigation system. (Xinhua)
April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15), Swiss investment bank UBS AG will cut 8,700 jobs. (Sky News)
April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15), The Tax Day Tea Party protests against higher taxes and out-of-control government spending began rallying across the United States. [WSJ)
April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15), The Pitcairn Islands abolish alcohol prohibition. (RNZI)
April 15, 2009 (2009-04-15), The United States' consumer price index records its
first year-on-year deflation since 1955. (Times Online)
April 16, 2009 (2009-04-16), Sweden's National Museum of Science and Technology publicly displays a confiscated Pirate Bay server. (The Local)
April 16, 2009 (2009-04-16), China'seconomy grows by 6.1% in the first quarter of 2009, the lowest increase since 1999. (Xinhua)
April 17, 2009, Release of 17 (Osiris/Phoenix) Again.



April 17, 2009, Release of Crank: High Voltage.




Lightning (Barak)/Phoenix

April 17, 2009, (2009-04-17) Peter Sunde, Fredrik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm, and Carl Lundström of The Pirate Bay are found guilty of copyright infringement and imprisoned until 2010. (New Zealand Herald)
April 17, 2009, (2009-04-17)The Fifth Summit of the Americas begins in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago. (Barbados Advocate)
April 19, 2009 (2009-04-19), United States President Barack Obama announces that Central Intelligence Agency personnel who employed enhanced interrogation techniques on terrorism suspects will not be prosecuted. (BBC)
April 19, 2009 (2009-04-19), The Fifth Summit of the Americas ends in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago. (Canadian Press)
April 20, 2009 (2009-04-20), Oracle Corporation purchases Sun Microsystems for $7.4 billion. (MarketWatch)
April 20, 2009 (2009-04-20), China's government discovers 3,850 kilometres (2,390 mi) more of the Great Wall of China. (BBC)
April 20, 2009 (2009-04-20), Durban Review Conference: The United Nations World
Conference against Racism begins in Geneva, Switzerland. (Telegraph)

-A protester throws an object at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and yells, "Racist, racist!" (BBC)
April 21, 2009, Twelve navies from the Americas begin annual UNITAS Gold exercises near Florida, United States. (Miami Herald)
April 21, 2009, The World Digital Library launches at UNESCO's headquarters in Paris, France. (AFP via Google News)
April 21, 2009, The United Kingdom's Retail Prices Index records negative inflation for the first time since 1960.(BBC)
April 21, 2009, The smallest confirmed extrasolar planet, Gliese 581 e, is discovered. (MSNBC)
April 21, 2009, The Wall Street Journal reports that cyber-spies have hacked the U.S. Joint Strike Fighter Program. (Reuters)
April 22, 2009, (2009-04-22) Japan reports its first annual trade deficit since 1981. (BBC)
April 23, 2009, Judge Tomas Norström of The Pirate Bay's trial is revealed to
be a member of the same copyright protection organizations as several entertainment
industry representatives. (TT via The Local)
April 23, 2009, The International Monetary Fund forecasts that the world economy will not recover until 2010. (CNN)
April 23, 2009, Iraq's government calculates that more than 110,000 Iraqis have died since the Iraq War began in 2003. (AP)
April 24, 2009, Release of The Soloist.


(Stargate/All seeing eye/Altered States of Consciousness/Ego Death)

April 24, 2009, Release of Tyson.



April 24, 2009, (2009-04-24) The bovine genome is sequenced. (Science)
April 25, 2009, Mexico's government declares a state of emergency to combat the outbreak of swine influenza. (Reuters)
April 26, 2009 (2009-04-26), The United States declares a public health emergency over the outbreak of swine influenza. (New York Times)
April 27, 2009, Season Finale of Chuck S2 Ep22. Chuck Versus the Ring:

Chuck turns to the Intersect, but before destroying it anddownloads the new system into his head..



















April 27, 2009, A low-flying Boeing VC-25, Air Force One, causes momentary panic in New York City, New York, United States. (New York Times)
April 27, 2009, General Motors announces that its Pontiac (Firebird/Etc.) brand will be eliminated by 2010. (AP via Google News)
April 27, 2009, A 5.6-magnitude earthquake strikes near Chilpancingo, Guerrero, Mexico. (Sky News)
April 28, 2009, Son-Shine.

A Florida program which allows you to design custom license plates is set to get another
two designs that are already causing controversy. The two new designs are Christian-themed,
one featuring a cross in front a stained-glass window and the other an image of Jesus
Christ in a position that most resembles him on the cross.



April 28, 2009, The firsttransgenic, fluorescent dogs are cloned in South Korea. (AP via Google News)
April 29, 2009 (2009-04-29), The United
States economy contracts by 6.1% in the first fiscal quarter of 2009. (AP via New York Times)
April 29, 2009 (2009-04-29), Swine influenza outbreak: The United States suffers its
first casualty. (USA Today)

-Mexico reports 159 deaths and 2,500 suspected cases. (Sky News)
-The World Health Organization raises its Pandemic Alert Level to five.(BBC)



April 29, 2009, Usian Bolt is involved in a carcrash.
April 30, 2009, 30 Rock: The Natural Order




April 30, 2009, Chrysler LLC files for bankruptcy under Chapter 11 of the United States Code. (CNN-IBN)
April 30, 2009, Five people are killed and 13 injured during a Queen's Day parade in Apeldoorn, Netherlands.



April 30, 2009, The United Kingdom ends combat operations in the Iraq War. (BBC)
April 30, 2009, Helios Airways is charged with 119 counts of manslaughter over the crash of Flight 522 in 2005. (AP)
May 1, 2009, May Day.
May 1, 2009, Release of Battle for Terra(Wiki).



May 1, 2009, Release of X-Men Wolverine: Origins. (Wiki)


March 21, 2009,March 21,
May 1, 2009, Fiat announces partnership inpurchasing Chrysler.



May 1, 2009, The Pakistani Army kills approximately 60 Taliban militants during Operation Black Thunder. (France24)
May 1, 2009, The man who attacked the Netherlands' Royal Family on Queen's Day dies. (RTÉ)
May 1, 2009, Carol Ann Duffy becomes the United Kingdom's first female Poet Laureate. (New York Times) A Poet Laureate is a poet officially appointed by a government and is often expected to compose poems for State occasions and other government events. In the United Kingdom the term has for centuries been the title of the official poet of the monarch, since the time of Charles II. Poets laureate are appointed by many countries. In Britain there is also a Children's Laureate and in the United States there is a Student Poet Laureate.

May 2, 2009, Mine That Bird wins the 135th Kentucky Derby. (New York Times)



Mine (Ore/Metal/Gold) That Bird (Storm/Thunder/Lightning/Barak) is an American
and winner of the 2009 Kentucky Derby, the second biggest upset in Derby history
with the second greatest lead at the finish.

May 2, 2009, The United Nations orders Israel to stop evicting Palestinians from East Jerusalem. (Al Jazeera) .
May 3, 2009, Iraq will not extend the deadline for the United States Armed Forces to withdraw from the Iraq War. (Reuters)
May 4, 2009, Giant Eye photographed with Hubble's Camera 2.



May 4, 2009, World Richest have "secret" meeting.(ABC)



May 5, 2009, Release of Cracker Album: Sunrise in the Land of Milk and Honey (Egypt).



May 6, 2009, The "Bigfoot" Hobbit could be ancient Island human (Evolution).



Link

May 7, 2009, Release of Star Trek.(Wiki)



Star Trek is a 2009 science fiction film directed by J. J. Abrams and written by Roberto
Orci and Alex Kurtzman. It is the eleventh film based on the Star Trek franchise and
features the main characters of the original Star Trek television series, who are portrayed
by a new cast. The film follows James T. Kirk and Spock, before they unite aboard the USS
Enterprise to combat Nero (
AntiChrist), a Romulan (Roman) from the future who threatens the United Federation of Planets. The time-travel story establishes an alternate reality, freeing the film and the franchise from continuity constraints.

May 7, 2009, The private military company Xe (formerly Blackwater Worldwide) ends its operations in Baghdad, Iraq. (AP via Google News).



May 7, 2009, General Motors reports a US$6 billion loss for the first fiscal quarter of 2009.(AP via the Wall Street Journal)
May 7, 2009, The Central Bank reduces the Eurozone's interest rate to 1% and implements €60 billion of quantitative easing. (BBC)
May 7, 2009, The Bank of England freezes interest rates at 0.5% and will implement £50 billion of quantitative easing. (BBC)
May 8, 2009, Trekkie in Chief Barak wants a screening of new Star Trek Film.(Yahoo)



May 8, 2009, Louis Caldera resigns as Director of the White House Military Office after Air Force One Photo Op with Statue of Liberty (Sun/Moon). (New York Times)



May 8, 2009, Wildfires cause at least 30,000 people to evacuate Santa Barbara, California, United States. (Reuters via ABC News Australia)
May 8, 2009, A cave-in at a gold mine in Siguiri, Guinea, kills 20 people, injures five more, and renders ten others missing. (BBC)
May 8, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI begins his tour of Jordan, Israel, and the Palestinian territories. (BBC)



May 10, 2009, The Great Orangutan Escape. Karta, a 27-year-old female, jammed a stick into wires connected to the barrier, then piled up shrubs, roots and debris to create a platform. Using it as a stepladder, she climbed up onto the concrete and glass wall surrounding her enclosure, where she was spotted by a member of the public who raised the alarm.

May 11, 2009, Six people are injured as an elevator collapses inside Tower Bridge in London, England. (The Times)
May 11, 2009, An Iranian appellate court releases imprisoned American journalist Roxana Saberi. (BBC)
May 11, 2009, A United States Army soldier kills five comrades at Camp Liberty in Baghdad, Iraq. (Sky News)
May 11, 2009, STS-125, the Space Shuttle Atlantis will conduct the last servicing mission to the Hubble Space Telescope.



May 12, 2009, Season Finale of Fringe " There more then One of Everything".

Nina Sharp recovers from her attack and reveals to the Fringe division that an energy cell
was stolen from her mechanical arm by Jones, which he intends to use to open a
doorway into a parallel universe to confront William Bell. Meanwhile, Peter finds Walter at a beach house where they retrieve a device that can seal such an opening. Walter explains to Peter that he once lost something very dear to him and that he had to go and bring it back from another reality, the device being meant to prevent something from following him. Olivia, Peter and Walter intercept Jones opening another window, and Peter triggers Walter's device, killing Jones by sealing the doorway while only half of him is through it.




Raijin (雷神, raijin?) is a god of thunder and lightning (BARAK) in Japanese mythology. His name is derived from the Japanese words
rai (雷, meaning thunder) and shin (神, god). He is typically depicted as a demon beating drums to create thunder, usually with the symbol tomoe drawn in the drums.
In the West, Raijin entered pop culture in the fighting game Mortal Kombat, which contained a character called Raiden.


JFK/Len Bias still alive.

At the end of the episode, Walter goes alone to visit a graveyard in which he tearfully
observes a gravestone marked "Peter Bishop 1978-1985", suggesting that Walter's son died
and that Peter is actually from the other universe. Nina Sharp later calls Olivia and
implies to her that she can meet William Bell in Manhattan. Olivia is taken to the parallel
universe while riding the elevator and is directed to an office. She is greeted by William
Bell (Leonard Nimoy/Spock). The final shot pans out the window revealing that they are
standing inside the South Tower of the World Trade Center.




May 12, 2009, Suspected Nazi death-camp officer John Demjanjuk arrives in Munich, Germany, to begin his trial. (New York Times)
May 12, 2009, The United States obtains its first seat on the United Nations Human Rights Council. (BBC)
May 13, 2009, Season Finale of Lost "The Incident"



In 1977, the survivors succeed in detonating the modified nuclear bomb at the construction
site of the Swan station, the finale ending when the bomb is detonated. In 2007, Locke andthe Others travel to the base of the four-toed statue, where Jacob lives. Locke is revealed
to be an impostor: an old acquaintance of Jacob who tricks Ben into killing Jacob.







May 13, 2009, United States President Barack Obama proclaims May 2009 as Jewish American Heritage Month. (White House)
May 13, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI advocates the creation of a Palestinian state. (BBC)
May 13, 2009, The European Commission fines Intel Corporation €1.06 billion for anti-competitive practices. (BBC)
May 13, 2009,The United Nations reports that Somalia is experiencing its worst drought since the 1990s. (BBC)
May 14, 2009,Chrysler terminates 789 dealerships throughout the United States. (Detroit Free Press)
May 14, 2009, Rumors of a Wedding/Kabbalah Ritual between Madonna and her Brazlian boyfriend Jesus.(DailyUk)
May 15, 2009, Release of Angels and Demons.(Wiki)



May 15, 2009, Season Finale of Prison Break "Killing Your Number"(Wiki).


Crane/Phoenix

May 15, 2009, General Motors will terminate 1,100 dealerships in the United States by October 2010. (CBS) (2009-05-15)
May 16, 2009, President Mahinda Rajapaksa says that Sri Lanka has militarily won the civil war against the Tamil Tigers. (MSNBC)
May 16, 2009, An acid attack injures 30 people in Hong Kong, People's Republic of China. (BBC)
May 16, 2009, Offical: A 47-million-year-old skeleton of a lemur species, Darwinius masillae, is discovered in Germany. (Sky News).



Scientists say a 47-million-year-old fossil found in Germany may be a key link to explain the evolution of modern human beings.
The fossil, of a young female that probably resembled a modern-day lemur, is described as
"the most complete primate fossil ever found." It is small -- with a body about the size ofa raccoon -- but it has characteristics that suggest a relationship both to primates and
humans.

It has, among other things, opposable thumbs, similar to humans' and unlike those found on
other modern mammals. It has fingernails instead of claws. And scientists say they believe
there is evidence it was able to walk on its hind legs. Link

May 18, 2009, Mission Control uploads Star Trek to ISS.(MSNBC)
May 18, 2009, The European Commission's
headquarters in Brussels, Belgium, is evacuated because of a
fire. (RTÉ)
May 18, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama urges Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to accept a Palestinian state. (BBC)
May 18, 2009, Former United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is accused of quoting the Bible while briefing then-President George W. Bush. (BBC)



May 19, 2009, Release of Relapse.


Rx/Jesus

May 19, 2009, Season Finale of The Mentalist.




May 20, 2009, Kris Allens win American Idol(Rueters).

Kristopher Neil Allen (born June 21
(Summer Solstice), 1985) is an American
singer-songwriter from Conway, Arkansas and the winner of the eighth season of the reality
television series American Idol.Prior to Idol, he self-released a 2007 album entitled Brand New Shoes.

May 21, 2009, Release of Terminator: Salvation.(Wiki)



May 21, 2009, The U.S. develops a framework to provide the United Arab Emirates with nuclear energy. (White House).
May 22, 2009, Release of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian.



May 23, 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama nominates former astronaut Charles F. Bolden, Jr. as NASA administrator. (Los Angeles Times



May 24,2009, Helios Castroneves wins Indy 500.



May 24,2009, Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon wins the Palme d'Or (Palm/Phoenix) at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival. (The Guardian).



May 24, 2009, Release of Series Finale of Prison Break: The Final Break

This direct-to-DVD episode consists of the two episodes from season four ('The Old Ball and
Chain' and 'Free') that were not aired in America, in one 88-minute feature. The Final
Break continues from the season four series finale and is scheduled for Blu-ray and DVD
release on July 21, 2009. The episodes will be exclusively broadcast on Sky1 in the UK and
yes stars Action. in Israel in the week following the final episodes "Rate of Exchange" and

"Killing Your Number".

In the extra 2 hrs you will see Michael and Sara get married andSara will be
arrested. The gang will attempt to break her out and Michael will sacrifice himself to get
Sara out.



Lightning/Crane/Phoenix

May 24,2009, Space Shuttle Atlantis lands at Edwards Air Force Base after completing the final servicing mission to the Hubble Space Telescope. (NASA)

May 25, 2009, Release of The Link.(History)






May 25, 2009, Release of Phoenix Album: Wolfgang Amadues Phoenix.



May 26, 2009, Mike Tyson's daughter Exodus dies after treadmill accident in Phoenix Arizona.
May 27, 2009, Glowing monkeys to aid research. (BBC)



May 27, 2009, Premeire of The Goode Family.

The Goode Family is an obsessively "green" family who live an obsessively politically correct lifestyle. The
reason their last name is Goode is because they are always trying to do good. For example,
they reuse their shopping bags, drive hybrid cars, recycle, etc. They are also vegans. The
family lives by the model "What would Al Gore do?", a spin on the Christian motto "What
Would Jesus Do?".



May 27, 2009, Russia will supply
US$1 billion of uranium to civilian nuclear reactors in the United States. (CNN)
May 27, 2009, United States President Barack Obama
nominates Hispanic Roman Catholic theologian Miguel H. Diaz as United States Ambassador to
the Holy See. (AP via Google News).
May 28, 2009,

(2009-05-28) General Motors asks Germany to indebt its subsidiary automakers Opel and Vauxhall Motors. (Times Online).
May 28, 2009, United States Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton reaffirms President Barack Obama's demand that Israel halt settlement in
the West Bank. (BBC)
May 28, 2009, Time Warner announced that it will
spin off the whole of its AOL internet business by the end of the year. (Time Warner website).
May 29, 2009, Release of Up.



May 29, 2009, Release of Drag me to Hell.



May 29, 2009
(2009-, Pat Kenny presents
his last ever edition of The Late Late Show, the world's longest-running chat show. (BBC)
May 29, 2009
(2009-05-29), The United States
Department of Defense will create a computer-security military command. (New York Times)
May 29, 2009
(2009-05-29), Soyuz TMA-15 docks
with the International Space Station, marking the start of Expedition 20 and the first
permanent crew of six aboard the station. (BBC)
May 29, 2009
(2009-05-29, The Irish government
announces its intention to seek EU approval to further recapitalise Anglo Irish Bank by €4
billion. (The Irish Times)
May 29, 2009, Jay Leno final episode of Tonight

show.



May 31, 2009, Obama's Travel to New York; during Manhattanhenge(Space) (Secret Sun)



May 31, 2009, Barak = New King Tut.(ABC)




May 31, 2009, Twilight wins Best Movie in the 2009

MTV Movie Awards.




June 1, 2009, The United States Congressional
Research Service reports that China is aiding the development of Pakistan's program of
nuclear weaponry. (The Times of India)
June 1, 2009, General Motors files for bankruptcy
under Chapter 11 of the U.S. Bankruptcy Code. (Detroit Free Press)
June 1, 2009, A Muslim kills one soldier and injures another at a military
recruitment center in Little Rock, Arkansas, U.S. (MSNBC)
June 2, 2009, Release of Dave Matthews Band Album Big Whiskey (Rx) and
the GrooGrux King.


June 2, 2009, Release of K11 Album Voices fromThelema.



June 2, 2009, Bruno and Eminem (Relapse/Rx) announce Fallen Angel skit at MTV Movie Awards was staged.





June 2, 2009, Chimp-made toolkit most complex ever found.(ABC)
June 2, 2009, General Motors sells its Hummer brand to the Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company. (New York Times)
June 2, 2009, Dutch research verifies space headache as a real medical condition. (BBC)
June 3, 2009, Release of the Unmistaken Child.



June 3, 2009,The U.S. state of New Hampshire legalizes same-sex marriage. (Boston Globe)American author
June 3, 2009,Marilynne Robinson wins the Orange Prize for Fiction for her novel, Home. (BBC)
June 3, 2009, Release of Search Engine Bing By Microsoft.



June 4, 2009, U.S. President Barak Obama gives a speech in Cairo addressing the Islamic world. (BBC)






At one point during the tour, Obama is reported to have spotted a hieroglyphic of a large-
eared man, spurring the remark, ""That looks like me!" Look at those ears!" ABC News
reports.



According to MSNBC, the character in the hieroglyphic represents esteemed qualities:
Dr. Zahi Hawass, the secretary general of the supreme council of antiquities -- who played
tour guide to Obama and his entourage -- went on to explain to the president, his Press
\Secretary Robert Gibbs and others the history of the tomb of Kar (Qar) - (Ba"rak"), who was a
priest, a scholar and a judge.

June 4, 2009, Series Premeire of Royal Pains (Rx).





After Brooklyn emergency medicine doctor Hank Lawson makes a principled decision in the
emergency room in which he saves the life of a teenager at the cost of the life of an
elderly billionaire hospital trustee, he loses his career and his fiancee. His younger
brother Evan, a CPA, convinces him to go partying in the Hamptons, a ritzy community on
Long Island, for a weekend. When they crash a party and Hank saves an ailing woman's life,
he haphazardly becomes a concierge doctor for the rich and famous in the Hamptons.
Physician assistant Divya insists on becoming Hank's employee, even though he has no
intention of becoming a concierge doctor. Though most of Hank's income is generated by
servicing the ills of rich clients, including a senator's son and the heir to the blender
fortune, Hank also gives free concierge-style doctoring to patients who have no chance of
repaying him.

June 4 ,2009, Marijuana advocate Marc Emery aka"The Prince" of Pot (Rx) strikes plea bargain with U.S. over pot seed sales.(680)
June 5, 2009, Release of Away We Go.



The journey of an expectant couple as they travel the U.S. in search of the
perfect place to put down roots and raise their family. Along the way, they have
misadventures and find fresh connections with an assortment of relatives and old friends
who just might help them discover "home" on their own terms for the first time.

June 5, 2009, Release of Land of the Lost.





June 5, 2009, Release of Hangover.



A hangover (pronounced /hæng'ɒvɛr/) describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects
following heavy consumption of a drug (Rx). The
most commonly reported characteristics of a hangover include headache, nausea, sensitivity
to light and noise, lethargy, dysphoria, diarrhea and thirst.


Kard Kounting/Savant

June 5, 2009, Vatican visits Cern (MSNBC).
June 5, 2009, Dozens of previously unpublished personal photos of Adolf Hitler are released to the general public. (The Daily Telegraph)
June 5, 2009, Ireland's rate of unemployment reaches 11.8%. (RTÉ)
June 5, 2009, Pope Benedict XVI is briefed on Ireland's Commission to Inquire into Child Abuse's public report. (RTÉ)
June 6, 2009, Summer Bird wins Belmont Stakes.(Reuters)



June 6, 2009, Seventy-six people die at Harmony Gold's mine in Free State, South Africa. (BBC)
June 6, 2009, Palm, Inc. launches its new Palm Pre smartphone.(Reuters)




The Palm Pre (styled palm prē, pronounced as the English prefix pre, /priː/, known
internally as the Castle)
is a multimedia smartphone designed and marketed by Palm, Inc. with a multi-touch screen
and a sliding keyboard. The phone was launched on June 6, 2009, and is the first to use
Palm's new Linux-based operating system, webOS. The Pre functions as a camera phone, a
portable media player, a GPS navigator, and an Internet client (with text messaging, email,
web browsing, and local Wi-Fi connectivity).
Palm, Inc. is a personal digital assistant and smartphone manufacturer headquartered in
Sunnyvale, California.

June 8, 2009, Release of Placebo Album Battle for the Sun.



June 8, 2009, Return of Series Weeds (Rx).



June 8, 2009, Lloyds Banking Group repay £2.56 billion to the United Kingdom's government to compensate for partial nationalization in January 2009. (Times)
June 9, 2009, Release of Black Eyed Peas Album E.N.D.


Greenman/Osiris/Phoenix/3rd I

June 9, 2009, Release of Low Anthem Album Oh My God Charlie Darwin.



June 9, 2009, Release of Mos Def Album The Estatic (Heaven).



June 9, 2009,

Adam Lambert: 'I'm Gay,' Plus His 'Psychedelic (Rx) Experience' At Burning Man.



NEW YORK — "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert has landed the cover of Rolling Stone
magazine, where he talks about sex, drugs and his "Idol" experiences.
The 27-year-old singer from San Diego acknowledges in an interview that he's gay, and says
it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. "I'm proud of my sexuality," he says. "I embrace
it. It's just another part of me." Lambert says he was inspired to audition for the Fox
network singing competition after having a "psychedelic experience" at the Burning Man
festival in Nevada.

There, he says, he experimented with "certain funguses." "I knew that it was my only shot
to be taken seriously in the recording industry, because it's fast and broad," he says of
"Idol."

June 11, 2009 (2009-06-

11), The World Health Organization declares the current outbreak of H1N1 to be a “pandemic”, the first since the 1968 Hong Kong flu. (BBC)
June 10, 2009, At least two people are shot
at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C with an elderly white
supremacist James von Brunn as the main suspect. (CNN)
June 10, 2009, Google Inc. announced that it has
received notice from the United States Department of Justice that antitrust investigators
are studying its settlement with publishers designed to put millions of books online
consistent with the property rights of authors. (Reuters)
June 11, 2009 (2009-06-11), Swedish sports car maker Koenigsegg is to buy Saab Automobile from General Motors with support from Norwegian investors.(Forbes)
June 11, 2009 (2009-06-

11), The World Health Organization declares the current outbreak of H1N1 to be a “pandemic”, the first since the 1968 Hong Kong flu. (BBC)
June 12, 2009, Release of Food Inc.



June 12, 2009, Release of Imagine That.






June 12, 2009, Release of Moon.





Moon is a science fiction/thriller film about a solitary lunar employee who finds that he may not be able to go home to Earth so easily.

June 12, 2009, Release of The Taking of Pelham 123.



June 12, 2009, The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the Detroit Redwings in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals.



June 13, 2009, North Korea announces it will "weaponise all plutonium" and begin uranium enrichment following United Nations Security Council Resolution 1874 against the country.
June 13, 2009, China begins the third large-scale excavation of the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor in 24 years. (Xinhua)

June 14, 2009, Los Angeles Lakers win 15th NBA Championship defeating the Orlando magic. Kobe Bryant #24 (All Day/Sun) is named

MVP.



June 15, 2009, Phoenix crop circle may predict end of the world(Telegraph)



June 16, 2009, Premiere of TV Series HawthoRNe.



June 16, 2009, Documents released to the American Civil Liberties Union state Khalid Sheik Mohammed testified that he made up information after allegedly tortured by the CIA. (UPI)
June 16, 2009, China announces plan to provide a US$ 10 billion credit loan to member states of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation. (Xinhua)
June 16, 2009,General Motors agrees Saab sale to Koenigsegg(BBC)
June 17, 2009,Barak orders “Financial Regulatory Reform Plan” a single bank regulator known as the Federal Reserve.(Wallstreet)



June 17, 2009, United States President Barack Obama extends benefits to the same-sex partners of federal government workers. (BBC)
June 17, 2009, Lakers Victory Parade; Kobe Bryant appears on Conan OBrien show with Golden Pharaoh Statue.(Elluminati)



June 18, 2009, EU sets basis for finance reform.(BBC)
June 18, 2009, The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed a $106 billion spending bill that
includes about $80 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, sending the bill to the
White House for President Obama's signature.(CNN)
June 18, 2009, An Atlas V rocket launches the LRO
and LCROSS spacecraft to explore the Moon.(BBC)



June 19, 2009, Release of The Proposal.



June 19, 2009, Release of Year One: "Evolution".... "Continues".



June 19,2009, The head of the U.S. Securities and
Exchange Commission, Mary Schapiro, said in an interview that it should not be necessary
for the SEC and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission to align all their rules and
regulation, although she does expect some harmonization. (Reuters)

June 19,2009, U.S. District Court Judge Samuel B.
Kent is impeached by the U.S. House of Representatives on charges of obstruction of
justice. (CNN)
June 19, 2009,Ayatollah Ali Khamenei calls for
'peace and tranquility' in a speech before a large crowd Friday at Tehran University. (CNN)
June 19, 2009, Sotomayor quits women's club after GOP criticism.



June 19, 2009, New York 'carbon counter' sign shows greenhouse gases in real time. (Guardian)



June 19, 2009,Greece's Acropolis Museum in Athens is unveiled. (BBC)
June 19, 2009, JibJab "He's Barak Obama"



June 20, 2009, (2009-06-20) Premiere of Joe Rogan Special: Talking Monkeys in Space.
June 20, 2009, Operation BlackJack. (Telegraph)

June 20, 2009, (2009-06-20) A sunken ship believed to carry over $15 million in gold is located in the Magellan Straits off the coast of Argentina. (BBC)
June 20, 2009, The United States admits its forces are failing to follow their own rules in Afghan airstrikes and acknowledges its part in 140 civilian deaths. (BBC)

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